Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".
"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."
by privyninja September 15, 2009
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Owen

A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."
Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.
by Uncircumsized Penis November 09, 2018
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One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.
by Mrhankey420 April 16, 2017
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He’s a gay Scottish adopted kid and has no friends
by USjsns November 14, 2018
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Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match
Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen
by PixelChimp January 08, 2020
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Cringe and stupid. Cannot stop fucking talking.
Guy 1: Owen is so dumb
Guy 2: I know he just can't shut up
Owen: I am poop
by pootis the gibus hoovy October 24, 2019
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The most sexy guy you have ever seen in your life. He will make you want to pull of your shirt and rub your boobs on him.
Shanty: OMG owen is so amazing I just want to take off my shirt and rub my boobs on him

Emily: yes totally let's do it
by Oporator12 June 13, 2013
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