onion ninjas

They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.

We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.

by Indybreadman January 9, 2019

crotch onion

(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."

Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!

by Blenderhead91 June 21, 2012

Sad Onion

A face on most toy packaging showing the toy is not for ages 0-3, that is sad and looks more like an onion.

The packaging has the sad onion, as almost always.

by Mr. EMdfM August 6, 2017

onion pussy

1) a vagina so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes

Ryan: How was last night?
Alex: I'm still emotional. Her onion pussy looks like it was carved by the hand of God Himself.

by Mr. Kocesroh April 16, 2016

onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.

Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.

by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016

Glass Onion

Originating from the Beatles song "Glass Onion" off their 1968 self-titled, or "white" album, the term was believed to mean a glass-lidded coffin by the followers of the Paul is Dead conspiracy.
The real meaning of the song is that people were over-analyzing the Beatles' lyrics.
A glass onion is something that would have layer after layer peeled away, only to realise that it was transparent all along.

Lookin' through a glass onion.

by t3h1337f00l August 27, 2006

Brown Onion

The least attractive female of a group of females.

Whoa... Hen's Night. Look at all those Peaches!

And one Brown Onion.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011