onion love 

Shrek's cum

Shrek filled me with his onion love

onion love by Shreks onion love January 30, 2018

Onion Belly 

When you eat too many onions on an empty stomach n that shit fucking hurts. Feel like you're about to throw up onion chunks all over the fucking floor and shit yourself .

Holy shit, I ate too many onions now I have onion Belly

Onion Belly by Stinky Onion Licker January 12, 2022

onion lakers 

girls with ugly thick drawn on eyebrows, red lipstick and usually vertical lip piercings. onion lakers usually think of themselves as "hot shit" usually do duckface/kissy lips in photos.

guy 1 "look at those girls eyebrows"
guy 2 "that's and onion laker"
guy 1 "looks like she uses sharpie to color that sh*t in"
guy 2 "onion lakers ferda"

onion lakers by destroyer2121 December 11, 2013

Onion people 

Type of people living in Poland.
In Poland we name them ,,Janusze''.
They are famous for being cheap.
They always look for a bargain.
Identification marks:
,,Kuuuuurła" which means that something is very dope.
,,Somsiad złodziej" (Neighbour stealer).They also cannot behave in different situatuons.
They fight for a carp in Lidl.
They aren't generous

-Man, look at them
-I see onion people
-Fu*k them they fight for a carp
-Come on just don't look at them bro

Onion people by Realmaniac1 January 30, 2019

ONION BUTT 

an ass so beautiful, it makes you cry.
(ass sliced onions do)
An ass that is so mesmerizing to look at that it gives you an instantaneous chubby.

Check out the onion butt on that slut!

ONION BUTT by weave April 2, 2003

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon 

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon by InThane May 11, 2010

onion bag 

Football term for the goal. More specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you're american)

'The purchase Agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. He spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. His goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.'

onion bag by thee old boozerooney May 5, 2005