wide stance

1. An improbable or rediculous excuse for one's actions.

2. A rediculous or unbelievable position

Larry Craig's wife swears she never knew her husband was a bathroom-trolling creep, but if you ask me she's taking a bit of a wide stance on that one.

by PatrickT. September 22, 2007

wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.

Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.

by Craigsfan October 7, 2007

wide load

A person who is quite large, to the point that they waddle and sway back and forth when they walk.

Person 1:Check out that wide load traversing on the floor!
Person 2: Lolz

by Lolzpartycat June 20, 2011

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019

Wide Andrew

A honorary title for a wide, thicc man with big fat tiddies and an ass so big you can use it as a pillow to sleep on. A so-called "Wide Andrew" often engages in illegal activities, such as being arrested for putting marijuana in a haze machine and illegally traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get some Papa John's pizza. The term was first used to describe the 16th century Polish musician and composer Andrzej Chojnackiziakyz Widenzeski, who was the widest human ever recorded by scientists.

"Woah dude, look at how big her fat ass is"
"it's pretty small compared to Wide Andrew's dumptruck of an ass"

by Mr. Dinglebin August 26, 2022

Wide swath

What you cut in your coming of age as a gentleman caller.

Bob grew up in DC & cut a wide swath with women of loose morals.

by Storm_84 July 10, 2017

Running Wide

This is when you are playing online poker and playing more than one table at a time. Generally, one lays the tables out across the one's screens, hence, "running wide"

Person1: "Hey you got time to chat"
Person2:"Sorry bro, I'm running wide right now and need to concentrate."

by AllenKll August 31, 2021