Battlefield in the Bathroom

When two guys go into 2 stalls next to each other and see who’s shit is the largest. The guy with the largest shit gets crowned Shit Master, and gets bragging rights.

Hey dude did you hear about those two guys taking giant shits? It was a real Battlefield in the Bathroom.

by That1Dood 789 October 28, 2021

Battlefield Earth

Ryan George has are pretty funny video about it. All his stuff is good really. But I'll check it out.

Hym "I'll rent Battlefield Earth and watch it later but I should probably take a nap here before work. A side note, and completely unrelated to Battlefield Earth, I'm pacing around my house, right? And what do I see? My parents got me a copy of 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' for Christmas, right? Hilarious! The irony of giving a trillionaire- (the word 'trillionaire' isn't even in my auto-correct by the way) But, giving a trillionaire a book on making money is astounding! An astounding level of irony! The maximum, probably. It might be the most ironic thing... Ever- Egh.. They want you to pay 3.99 on Amazon Prime... How much is it on YouTube..........? Also 3.99. OK. I guess that's the going rate. You know it was free not too long ago but I guess that ship has sailed. Oh well..."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Battlefield

idk gun goes pew pew and tank goes boom

James: Hey have you heard of the new battlefield?
You: yes, gun pew tank boom

by Cloamker November 22, 2021

Battlefield Reflex

The constat habit of reloading a gun in a videogame with only little ammunition missing.

I hate my Battlefield Reflex!

by IllustrisJack May 12, 2020

The Great Battlefield Depression

The drop in player population in Battlefield most likely due to lack of content, boring same old maps, unbalanced weapons, bugs or repetitive gameplay.

BF fanboy: Ugh, why is BF1 so dead!
Me: It's suffering from The Great Battlefield Depression

by Big Schlong Johnson May 2, 2017

Sexual battlefield

the term used to describe one's risky or dangerous sexual behaviors. Said behaviors often end in massive failure, generally followed by moderate to severe injury.

Tilly's Friday nights are almost always ended with a sexual battlefield.

by theADHDhero August 1, 2012

Battlefield Hardline

A cops-vs-robbers type thing, where you play as either the criminals or the police. It's okay I guess, there's helicopters and cars and stuff. The campaign is surprisingly good, but not great

Battlefield Hardline is like if Battlefield and GTA had a child, then circumcised it of its open-world.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021