When a grandmother-like figure takes out her dentures and gives a man head, sliding his cock between her gums. Upon the mans cumming, the granny puts her dentures back in and bites off his dick.
Steve: Dude, Mike, your grandma Phyllis gave me the granny lockjaw last night.
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
Mike: I'm sorry man, I always knew she was senile...
by Eric Big Cock Graack July 02, 2011
An old woman that is into anal gaping or an old man that enjoys giving grandma a good gaping every now and then.
From the sounds I heard last night coming from grandpa’s room, I’d say he’s a granny gaper.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
I really reached a low point last night and fapped off watching amateur videos of a granny gaper. I don’t think I will ever be the same.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent
by Bingull February 18, 2023
by ekdghru March 03, 2015
A fight over something so ridiculously stupid that it might as well be a fight between two old women whacking each other with their purses. Granny fights are not gender specific, and most often tend to happen between teenage heterosexual couples, or more often adult gay men. The term, however, is universal.
Robert and his boyfriend had a granny fight over Robert leaving the seat up.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
Matt and Meg had a granny fight about Meg stealing all the covers.
Brian and Allen had a granny fight over which game console is better.
by Cobra Lambent April 25, 2010
During sex with an old women, her tits are so low and saggy they just get in the way so they are gingerly wrapped around the neck and shoulders to clear the way.
Roger was home on college break when he bagged a granny out for happy hour. He took her home and gave her the granny scarf after her tits kept slapping his abdomen.
by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2018
Damn this nigga a xanny granny
by XanielDaniel January 14, 2018