Random dude: This woman and I are in a platonic relationship.
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?
Plato: And what does platonic mean?
Random dude: It means we don't have sex.
Plato: What the fuck?
by Oreva1 August 09, 2020
A relationship where people are not physically present but communicate exclusively using online, texting, or other electronic communication devise.
They have a virtual relationship because they don’t speak to each other in real life. They text each other during school and chat in the evenings online, but when they see each other at band practice they don't say a word to each other.
by Paula E November 23, 2011
When all a couple does is fight to the point where one or both hurt each other
One or both partners cry very often due to all the fighting
One or both partners cry very often due to all the fighting
My husband and I are in a toxic relationship.
by Baby_bear1326 January 13, 2016
A relationship that influences one party to stray away from their core values in order to have a relationship with someone who breaks these core values
Spencer is in a toxic relationship with Morgan because he started partying in order to gain her attention.
by truthdude58 September 24, 2018
A mutually satisfying relationship where both partners are giving and taking equally, allowing each other to be individuals, while at the same supporting each other's endeavors, and offering love and compassion.
by Amphibious Goddess December 22, 2016
A fake relationship is when you or your bf\gf is not actually interested in you or you are not interested in them. People do this for many different reasons, the number one being they just like the attention. Or maybe the reason is that you were friends on the before hand and one did not want to hurt the other, but fails by doing this because it hurts ten times more than rejection when the one who brakes up with you feels no pain what so ever while you sit back and wallow in your own heart broken pain. It is by far the worse thing you can do to someone and I do not suggest it. It can and will hurt like hell.
by 666satanswife666 May 28, 2014
The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in the relationship will later find out was absolutely horrible, but at the time they though that's just how it was supposed to be. Both people usually become annoying to their friends and fight about ridiculous things. Topped off, normally, by a pregnancy scare.
Teddy: Hey man, wanna go to the football game?
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.
(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.
(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)
by Michael Oberland April 14, 2006