Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool

A fucking big hammer.

The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.

by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015

coastal purpose

Doing something to rep your whole entire coast.

I have a coastal purpose to make this rap.

by Complexity June 13, 2005

purposer

you cannot be created without a purpose therefore a purposer has to exist

i gave purpose to someone therefore i am a purposer

by iamapurposer May 17, 2025

Multi-Purpose-Gash

A girl(s) that satisfies other needs as well as sex

Went over there last night, shagged her, she cooked me dinner then let me copy her coursework, shes great multi-purpose-gash

by El Bark June 6, 2011

Purposeful Misunderstander

The Purposeful Misunderstander purposefully misunderstands everything you say.

After I called him a Dutch Uncle, the purposeful misunderstander told everyone I called him a child molester.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 23, 2011

Purpose Excluded

Purpose Excluded means being a reject from friends and family. Or it can also mean a person with suicidal thoughts after trying to define a meaning to there lives. The most used reason of this means not knowing how to explain ones action.

around friends i'm just purpose excluded, when i walk down the streets i feel down not knowing who i really am so i become purpose excluded, when i give a teacher a answer to this open ended i don't know why i can't explain so i tell them i am purpose excluded.

by Slim Arrero March 27, 2012

Add Purpose

When you make a purchase, and you get rewarded with money to invest into impact, and then you get rewarded AGAIN with money back to spend with your favorite brands.

I'd have to be stupid not to use add purpose, that's basically like throwing away money.

by investinimpact November 24, 2021