Betty Bojangles

"Why don't I pop an Alka-Seltzer in my mouth and gargle your Betty Bojangles"
by D. Bittick June 15, 2007
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backyard betty

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.
by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006
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ugly betty

A woman who does not meet the popular standards of sexual attractiveness (i.e. not a betty), though is attractive despite due to other distinctions, which could include both physical and personal.
She's cute... she's an ugly betty, like Pam from The Office.
by Brian Blakely May 28, 2007
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hot betty

Damn! She's a hot betty!
by g33kslap May 27, 2006
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Betty Boop

Betty Boop is a cartoon character than began life as a french poodle caricature of 1920's singer/actress/comedian Helen Kane and had later evolved into a coy flapper who would Boop-Oop-a-Doop and lose all her clothes. The character was popular from 1932-1934. By 1935 the Hays Code had kicked in and she was no longer free to be the carefree flapper she once was and was toned down. The cartoon characters voice was provided by five women Margie Hines, Ann Little, Bonnie Poe, Kate Wright and Mae Questel, the series ended in 1939. Betty made a little comeback in the scene Who Framed Roger Rabbit where she was last voiced by Mae Questel. Today Betty Boop is voiced by Sandy Fox.
Betty Boop
by Diamondx October 09, 2013
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Beehive Betty

A middle-aged female,typically from a small town in the American south or midwest,who is very old-fashioned yet wears more red lipstick & blue eyeshadow than a hooker,can't make a decision without a man,talks so slow that you'd have time to take a nap before they even finish one sentence,carries a huge purse nearly as big as their husband's '71 Oldsmobile,spends hours in a local 'mom-&-pop' beauty shop having their hair teased about 9" high,gossips constantly and over-uses phrases like "oh,dear!","I swear!",and "I do declare!",uses enough Aqua Net hairspray to destroy the ozone layer,and is usually married to a Dead Elvis whom she met in high school back in '59.(see Dead Elvis)
"My aunt Doris is a real Beehive Betty,she says 'dear,swear,and do-declare' at least 5 times a minute,and spends all day at Lucille's Beauty Shop!"
by sns21274 July 03, 2009
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bitter betty

Someone with an exceptional amount of PMS or a general cranky disposition.
"He sure was acting like a bitter betty this afternoon at the meeting"
by melissa parmer September 17, 2003
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