Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

by Dhulliath April 5, 2006

Old Man Power

The triumphant power of a mature mind as a substitute for youth in competitive arenas such as sport. Can be shortened to OMP.

"Did you see that play by Manning ? He's 37 years old for crying out loud. That's Old Man Power for you. Brilliant."

by Old Blue December 25, 2013

old man tough

It is a known fact that old men can push through pain better than young men

Damn, my dad outclimbed me in the mountains today. That dude is old man tough!

by Tough Old Man February 18, 2018

young old man

Used to define a young person who is very mature in many ways

Michael is such a "young old man" he never sneaks out

by Bigbadadonis May 8, 2018

old man's nipple

Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.

Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!

by Michael Gross July 28, 2003

"Old Man Bitch"

An elderly man of a questionable disposition; crotchety practitioner of sorcery who directs his malice towards townsfolk and young girls; crazy, but mean old men.

The older my dad gets, the more of an "old man bitch" he becomes. Fo' Realz, that "old man bitch" better stay away from my car!

by sheik c flava June 13, 2008

old mans swimsuit

a condom or johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom

"oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on"

"oh no i havent got a swimsuit for my old man"

by Mattyismint June 10, 2005