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October 26

National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.
Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful

Person 3: Yessir
by David is trash October 26, 2019
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October 26

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.
Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe
by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019
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October 26

Kick ur blond, ugly, curly hair , stupid af best friend day
“It’s October 26 “
“curly, blond haired friend “ahhhhh”
by Soniiiiiiiiiiiiiii October 26, 2019
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October 26

A: *french kisses my crush*
B: Ayo??

A: Its October 26.
B: Oh yeah. Wanna fuck?
by ur mom is my slave October 25, 2022
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October 26

National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards

No exceptions
Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow

Person 2: all of my clothes backwards

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th
by nataliesachs3345 October 25, 2019
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October 26

Josh: *kisses makes out with Jake*

Jake: dude thats gay

Josh: its October 26
by ElPapu October 9, 2020
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October 26

Kyle: show me them titties

Rebecca: why
Kyle: sit October 26
by Kyle12231 October 26, 2020
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