Obed

A 35 minute nap on the toilet bowl, when one should be working.
An O bed.

Brb, gonna take an obed.

by Ptoot July 25, 2025

DEX oB

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit.

DEX Gaming Bio:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
★Former Pro CS 1.6 Player/Manager
→Past Teams: Mug N Mouse, Green Berets, Enervate
★Former Action Half Life Player
→Team: Invincible Elements #3 Overall Worldwide
★Former Gamesurge mIRC Support Admin

DEX oB is a competitive gamer as well as a team Manager of Team Obey(A Professional Console Gaming Team) which is currently competing in the MLG Professional Circuit

You can contact DEX:
Twitter: @dexbadgett
Youtube: dexbadgett
AIM: DexSC86

by DEXoB May 7, 2011

Obed

A guy who has the uncanny ability to talk his way into and out of any situation, no matter how extreme they may be. And develops big crushes on girls name who starts with M.

I just obeded myself

by SaltyMilk October 18, 2019

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

OBE

Obligated Bitch Elephant
used to describe overweight and privileged wamen

Yo bro
she is a total OBE

by MalGrarp September 14, 2018

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

OBS body style

OBS body style refers to a General Motors pickup truck of the 88-98 vintage. Variants include 1/2,3/4,and 1 ton sizes in the 2 wheel drive and 4 wheel drive variety. Not to be confused with ANY other vehicle manufacturers automobile.

1988 to 1998 vintage GM pickup truck. Old Body Style. OBS body style.

by Tow God anonymous March 4, 2023