owned

With two words - fucked up.

OWNED!Stupid muthafucker.

by koolBASD November 29, 2006

owned

your face

"hehehe owned"

by rororo2 February 07, 2009

Owned

the act of being beaten badly in a game. When u have been dissed.

aw man, u just got owned in counter-strike.

see also: ownage, and own

by oh-nd May 09, 2003

owned

showing inferiority in any debate or loosing control of the debate.

1- Sobe got OWNED.
2- Eric was OWNED Real bad by JuicyLinks!
3- I wouldn't want to pull a SOBE and be OWNED that bad!

by Joe Mama's August 14, 2003

owned

When you see your girlfriend making out with the school nerd.

"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"


"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)

by Tony Ramone July 13, 2005

OWNED!

When someone owns you.

I owned that biatch. That chick owns me.

by Stizzle May 02, 2004

Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.

I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!

by S. S. D. November 02, 2009