Num bumming

The Act of Num bumming/ getting Num Bummed by a Num Bummer. Is the process of taking 3 or more fingers onto a (preferably guy's) Rectum and making it numb
Person 1: Yo bro I heard that "frank" got a Num Bumming by "charlie"
Person 2: Dang he must've got a one fat ass
by SukhpreetRunsBrampton September 21, 2023
mugGet the Num bummingmug.

num-num

A person who is very simple in the brain and cannot figure out basic human concepts such as being able to pick a pen up without hitting your head on a table. They usually have literally no common sense and more commonly then not go by the names Olivia, Tilly and Lucy
Omg they literally just bashed their head against a wall and didn't notice! What a num-num!
by shussshhhh April 24, 2023
mugGet the num-nummug.

Num num

A stick of rawhide that doggos chew on, usually referring to the small ones that small doggos chew on. Num num can also refer to the larger ones that doggos, like huskies, chew on. They are sometimes given as a treat, but are usually used as a chewtoy.
Owner: Who wants a num num
Doggo: Bork bork

Owner: *Hands doggo num num*
Doggo: *takes num num*
Doggo: *nyooms away from human to chew num num*
by Cat Lady Of NASA August 3, 2018
mugGet the Num nummug.

num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.
Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.
by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017
mugGet the num sexmug.
CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
mugGet the Compulsive Num Num Disordermug.

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.
Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums
by tooters222444 January 27, 2022
mugGet the Fingy Num Numsmug.

Num-Buk

Oh, he's the dude with a big dick, he's the owner of "Num-Buk Productions" he's also a PRO PKER!
Guy 1: Have you met Num-Buk? Guy 2: Yeah i hear he's got a 12 inch dick, isn't Um Run Nerd his bitch? Guy 1: Yeah lol.
by Num-Buk August 7, 2010
mugGet the Num-Bukmug.

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