It’s the last day of school, and I’m in my last class. I’m talking with my super cool teacher, thanking him for a Shrektastic year. “It was charming to be with you” he told me… N-no! It can’t be… I turned around towards him, it’s just who I suspected, it was Prince Charming this whole time… I lunge after him, trying to lodge onions in his pretty boy rectum, but it was no use. As soon as I uncover his anus, Fairy Godmother emerges, and puts a layer restriction spell on me. “It’s all ogre now”, Just as when I thought my last layer was being stripped from my soul, Shrek crashes through the ceiling. Yes..! Without a moments hesitation, Shrek grabs Prince Charming by the dick, rips it off and strangles him with it. Fairy Godmother tried to fly away, but Shrek pulled out his Onion-zooka, Fairy Godmother burns to ashes. Shrek restores my layers, and gives me an onion. I go home with a sore anus from his massive ogre sized shaft.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
It’s not Ogre Yet…
It’s never Ogre…
by PilgrimKid September 7, 2023
Get the It’s not Ogre yetmug. what girls say after trying to post a thirst trap on their story for the boy(s) she wants to fuck :)))
kylie: woah ashley, that picture on your story was sexy as fuckkkk
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(
ashley: i posted it for oscar but he hasnt seen it yet :(
by drugsmuggler May 28, 2020
Get the he hasnt seen it yet :(mug. by Djhenry2019 March 31, 2020
Get the Yetmug. by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked AnUdA Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Back To Back, I Feel Backed Up Yet Never Back Down To Master My Meat<.7.9.7.6.>mug. This is an example of South Eastern U.S, country slang in it's most unrefined, yet commonplace, of forms. Mostly derived from/by repetition from those with little education due to poverty or simply the need for family/adolescence to work on farms or in cotton fields during harvest. Most rural area schools would close during harvest due to the need for most students to be absent.
Definition: (Have) you eaten yet? or (Have) you had supperdinner yet? Pronounced as one word with 2 syllables, Ya'e't-yet? Hungry?
Definition: (Have) you eaten yet? or (Have) you had supperdinner yet? Pronounced as one word with 2 syllables, Ya'e't-yet? Hungry?
I'm hown-gre, ya'e't-yet ya et yet? Trans: I'm hungry, have you eaten yet?
G'maGrandmother made biscuits from scratch for bre'fas breakfast, ya'et-yet ya et yet?
G'maGrandmother made biscuits from scratch for bre'fas breakfast, ya'et-yet ya et yet?
by ApathyKills November 18, 2018
Get the ya et yet?mug. I was so excited about joining the graduation but he said nobody told you to come
Why you here I made a mistake not yet
Why you here I made a mistake not yet
by Dontactlikeyouhateme June 10, 2024
Get the Not yetmug.