Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.
by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

by Saucydoge May 8, 2021

a very good time(from the the name of a toy consisting of a plastic barrel filled with flat plastic monkeys that can be hung by each others curved arms)
by The Return of Light Joker December 17, 2007

If someone brags to you about an accomplishment that's less than mediocre and even less personally significant, you can tell them it's like owning more radios than Anastasia (from the Imperial Russia days). Back then, there were no radio broadcasts, so owning more radios than Anastasia is an average accomplishment (especially since you can get a crummy 'FM Auto Scan Radio' for a dollar, but at that point you'd have more radios than Anastasia.)
Person A: Guess what! Today I learned how to tie my shoes and I'm only 27! Ain't that great!?
Person B: Oh wow! What will happen next! Mabye one day you'll own more radios than Anastasia.
Person B: Oh wow! What will happen next! Mabye one day you'll own more radios than Anastasia.
by William Wallace 2.0 December 2, 2009

by shekinasbf January 22, 2022

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.
They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."
by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018
