Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Waldo

A nick name for your chrush who your dululu about

Real Quote: Are they Waldos?

by daily daughter July 10, 2024

Waldo

When a woman/man's croch sticks out farther that their stomachs.

Ewwwww, she got a fat Waldo...

by Fat chalupa November 14, 2016

Waldo Blunt

Waldo / Waldo Blunt -3.5 Grams Rolled In One Standard Cigarillo Roll This Is Only Possible When The Tobacco Is Pushed Out The Roll Instead Of Broken Out & Weed Is Finely Packed And Shredded What You doing After Smoking This Shit I'm A Be Looking For Waldo

Well We Got Weed, We Can Roll A Waldo.

Naw I Rather Pass Around 7 Or 4 Fat Ass Blunts

You Weak Ass Bitch I'll Match You Two Hits Will Have You Shitting Diarrhea

Some May See It Extremely Expensive To Smoke A Waldo Blunt But Once They Do They Fall Asleep Not Thinking About It

by Where'sAPseudonym June 22, 2018

Waldo-ing

When someone only posts group photos on their dating profile, making it hard to determine who they are and what they look like.

This guy is totally guilty of waldo-ing – all his dating app photos are group pics! How am I supposed to know which one he is?!

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

Waldo

Waldo is a beautiful name...mostly used as a last name, Waldo's are beautiful and funny. They have these laugh that lights up the room.

wow is that a waldo? I love her laugh!

by 0523idk November 7, 2017

Where's waldo

When you accidentally wear a white and red striped shirt on your driver's license picture or some other important picture.

"Wow, he really where's waldo'd that yearbook picture!"

by Cookie Monster's cookie January 29, 2018