Nerissa

Hot Sexy Amazingly Cool Female!

Have you seen that new girl Nerissa
Yeah Shes steaming

Yeah Totally hot

by Miss MacDonalds June 16, 2009

proper norris

A word what you use to describe something whats good.

Yo dan, dat bird looks proper norris, innit.

by lizzie is a chorb January 27, 2007

Nerdism

A statement, idea, or word based on the profound wisdom of nerdiness.

"What the heck is a 'fandwagon'?" "Oh that's just another genius nerdism Aimee came up with the other day. She really knows how to channel the wisdom of Nerdom."

by n3rdg1rl September 13, 2014

chuck-norris-sure

used when one is completely sure about something

A: what time does the bus leave?
B: At 5:25
A: Are you sure?
B: Yes.
A: Are yo chuck-norris-sure?
B: Yes

by Vineberg D. February 23, 2012

Norristown Nose Job

The lining of one's nostrils with cocaine, to be on or under the influence of crack or cocaine. To be addicted to booger sugar.

He's working million miles a second he's obviously got the Norristown nose job working for him.

His doctor prescribed him a little too much for that Norristown nose job. He will be too amped up for the Eagles game.

by Mr Magoe September 28, 2014

Norris dick

The act of gaining an erection while watching a Chuck Norris film. A rigid formation in the trousers while viewing Braddock: Missing in Action III. The aroma associated with Norris dick; i.e. the pong of Norris’ disgusting odor from his balloon knot. The act of gaining Norris dick, whereas a mans stab becomes erect due to a gathering of Chuck Norris memorabilia, including, but not limited to, autographed footballs and signed spleens.

As Samuels’s stomach hemorrhaged profusely, he garnered Norris dick during the viewing of Lone Wolf McQuade.

Butter and cognac are beneficial to any young man in the throws of Norris dick.

by Dennis Cognac December 9, 2008

Norristown

A Philly suburban town that is about 15 minutes away from Philadelphia and is the heart of Montgomery County. This town is known for its invention of the “Zep” sandwich and was founded in 1812. Along with this the Norristown area is a very ethnically mixed town with an Italian, Black, Jamaican, Mexican, Puerto Rican, Irish, and Polish dominancy. The section of Norristown with the highest crime rate is known as the “West End” where a heavy population of blacks, Mexicans, and other minorities live and since 2000 there has been a major increase in the Mexican population. Norristown’s government type was a Mayoral System until 2003 when Mayor Ted LeBlanc was kicked out of office. The government type since then has been a Municipality System. Although given a bad reputation by neighboring towns, Norristown is a pretty chill place. The cops are always responsive and cool and everyone in Norristown knows each other. It is home to the Elmwood Park Zoo which has been a great community effort to Norristown and is also home to many people including Mike Piazza, Jaco Pastorius, and Winfield Scott Hancock. The bad side to Norristown is that it has become a slight haven for criminals from Philadelphia and the most harmful part is the whole west end of Norristown. However every community in Norristown is tight nit and teens spend their days sitting on porches, getting drunk, rollin up, mixing beats and music, and going to the In And Out market and the 7-11 to just have a good time.

"yo, im headin to the farmpark in Norristown, Where you at?!"

by palokaprankster November 4, 2012