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nerfel

The sexual act in which a man penetrates a woman's (or man's) navel, also known as the belly button, with his phallus.
1. Guy 1: Dude, I totally nerfelled that chick last night!
Guy 2: Sweet...

2. Betty didn't want to have sex with Tom, so instead she suggested that they nerfel.

3. James walked in on his dad nerfelling his mom last night.
by Tyler Flabini October 24, 2007
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dat slaat nergens op

Waarom krijg ik straf (why do I get punishment)? Dat slaat nergens op (That doesn't make sense).
by YourMotherJeMoeder August 3, 2016
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nerderer

"It's not my fault I played D&D, I had an older brother who was a cold-blooded nerderer"
by Aren Downie December 29, 2004
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nerded

Verb. Giving way, way too much detail to someone about something they almost certainly don't care about in the slightest; often taking a condesending or preachy tone. The content of the nerding is usually, but not isolated to, a persons area of academic interest.

It is common that no-one can actually understand the nerding, not as a result of the complexity of information presented but as a result of the nerds proximity of his/her head to his/her upper, upper colon while speaking.

When this happens someone is said to have 'nerded'.

'Nerding' is a sin commonly commited by students of the computer sciences, of physics, and other area of science, but is also regularly observed in those studying humanities, the arts or nothing at all, who have extracurricular interests such as world of warcraft, comic books, sci-fi or the manufacture of 16th century table legs in northern france.
Often someone will make the comment "well you just nerded all over that conversation" or "thanks for covering me in nerd"
This is how you can tell someone has had their moment of nerding brought to a needed end, and is your cue to regain consciousness and begin paying attention to what is being said. At this point the conversational theme has decayed to a barrage of deserved abuse directed at the nerd.

I dare not give a direct example of 'nerding' as it may cause you to loose the will to live. If you really need one just ask a nerd how to adjust your IP settings.

I will also point out that it is possible to nerd without knowing if the people you are with are too polite, or just want to bitch about you later. Just look for the tell tale signs that include rolling of the eyes, sideways glances, involuntary actions of fatigue and snoring and in extreme case soiling of one self as to find an excuse to leave.
But these are not always present.
Hell, I may have just nerded all over you.
by BeerSec February 26, 2010
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nerection

The physiologial change to a woman's nipples whenever they're cold and/or arroused.

Most visible on women with tight upper torso garments while not wearing a bra.
Man, did you see her nerection?!

Famous nerection celebrity: Victoria Beckham.
by Mad Men OA June 17, 2008
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nerdery

A gaggle, flock, or group of nerds.
"So I see your found the nerdery." - As stated to a non-nerd to his nerdy friend as he sees her in a group of other nerds at the X-Men 3 movie premiere.
by Charles Garcia May 30, 2006
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Nerder

Nerder- like murder, but instead of a dead body the end result is a complete nerd.
see also: Nerderer

My girlfriend came up with it to describe what I was doing to her: trying to nerder her by making her watch cheezy sci-fi and horror movies from the 80's.
"man I just got back from the Games Developer Conference... talk about mass-nerder!"
by Aren Downie December 29, 2004
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