by this is me August 06, 2005
1)A website where goth kids talk about their problems and make fantasies about meeting someone
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
2) A site where a 75 year old male can look at picture of younger kids and hopefully "meet" them at an "arcade"
ONE DAY: hey look there are kids from myspace O GOODNESS they are cutting themselves!
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
NEXT DAY: Whered those kids from myspace go? Oh, thats right they are at the bottom of the river...shame.
by Jesus Chris aka the docta June 07, 2005
Myspace.com is a fun, social networking site that lets you talk to friends, post pictures and blogs, and design a profile of your self using HTML. This site is fun and is a great place to make friends, learn HTML, listen to music, promote a band, and mostly, keep in touch with friends.
However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.
Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.
And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".
Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
However, people think that it is smart and cleaver to completely hate and over-stereotype myspace. To them, if you have a myspace you are "emo", take slutty half nude pictures, try to get tons of friends to look cool, and whore your self in attempt to get more friends/comments. This is true sometimes but a lot of people on it really don't do those things and like to talk to their real friends.
Yes, it can be annoying at times to see all of the slutty pics and whoring bulletins, but it is worth it to keep in touch with friends and is a heck of a lot faster than snail mail. And if you DO have over a hundred friends and a well designed page, it does not mean that you know none of those people and just want to look cool.
And for the people that think myspace is full of perverts and stalkers, thats only a problem if you are dumb and provide your phone number ON your profile or respond to any messages from 40 year old men in a different states saying, "Hey your hot, want to chat?".
Overall, myspace is a great site that gets shadowed way too much by stereotyping and bad stories on the news. Myspace is a great place and is very fun but if you have bad things to say about it or hate it, DON'T GET A FREAKING MYSPACE! It's that simple!
Person: Hey, do you have a myspace?
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO KID!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
Me: Yeah.
Person: EEEEW MYSPACE NERD!!! GO CUT YOURSELF EMO KID!!!!!
Me: (whips out shotgun)
by Stephen June 18, 2006
The vagina of the internet. Because the internet is a pathetic whore, it has herpes and is irresistible to losers.
I'm sick of being on the outside--I just want to be in it so badly. Even if it makes me a superficial cheap slob. It's rightfully myspace.
by someone who is here June 02, 2006
A clear sign of the complete and udder garbage that is filling our society. Myspace is purely used for sluts who like the dick and post half naked photos of themselves saying "stick your weiner in me" and fat loser guys in highschool post comments cuz their a bunch of faggots who get no pussy. they take pictures with their shirts off in the bathroom and try to look all hard but actually they look like shit eating fucktards with no brains or sense of social interaction.
Girl 1: i use myspace to screw random guys!
Guy 2 : i use myspace to look gay and have sex with fat chix
Guy 3 : fuck the both of you!!!!!!
Guy 2 : i use myspace to look gay and have sex with fat chix
Guy 3 : fuck the both of you!!!!!!
by Yoch August 24, 2006
Along with ytmnd and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and Canada) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the internet in the first place.
Myspace inner monologue:
"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"
"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."
"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"
"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."
by stan, there is but one March 03, 2006
an annoyingly popular website where you can talk to complete strangers, put rather disgusting pictures of yourself on display to the whole world, and post pointless bulletins saying that if you dont repost this is 30 seconds your mother will die.its a big popularity contest. people compete to have the most friends, the coolest profile, the sluttiest pictures, the most groups, and other stuff like that. jeez. some people just need to get a life. they come home from school or work, and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if they have any new comments or something--even though they never do. because they're losers, and nobody likes them. ugh. i sure do hate it.
myspace.com, a place for friends
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by Kayleigh R October 24, 2006