prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.

That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.

by sparkhammer November 10, 2010

Mustafaa

Someone who is the best at every thing they do someone who stands out and overshines everyone.

That boy jabril stands outside the crowd he must be a Mustafaa

by JabriltheMustafaa December 15, 2013

Mustafizr

A guy who will spend their time on games that are very embarrassing instead of doing valuable things such as spending time with their family etc.

Mustafizr: I like shit games

by Jack_Beach154 March 18, 2019

You must be smarter than the grass you walk on.

Phrase used to encourage football players. First used by Mr. Tim Treder's coach.

"Tim you must be smarter than the grass you walk on."

by Set 9 Weightlifting February 6, 2008

Whiskey Mustache

A whiskey mustache is when a naked woman straddles or sits on your face while she pours a shot of whiskey between her tits all the way down into your mouth. IMPORTANT: Please practice this move with water first. Delicious whiskey in your eyes is very painful and it is a shame to waste a perfect shot of whiskey.

Hey good looking. I sure am thirsty. Why don't you get buck ass naked and give me one of those whiskey mustaches.

by magnificent red February 28, 2011

Must See Train Wreck

Lindsay Lohan.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 17, 2010

Must See Train Wreck

The fascination that the American public has with the miserable lives of celebrities who, despite their wealth and fame destroy themselves with drugs and violence.

What´s wrong with Miss Lohan? She seems to have a terrible death wish.

Must See Train Wreck!

by rperazag May 19, 2010