Crikey Moses

Shock, disbelief, surprise

Tommy’s saw his girl naked for the first time and said “Crikey Moses!”

by Platmatt October 15, 2019

Metal Moses

The nickname given to Mark Hunter. The lead singer of the band Chimaira. Given because he was one of the first innovators of the wall of death where he would part the whole venue down the middle and when he counted down, (usually the song Pure Hatred) the two sides would clash like the closing of the parting of the red sea. He recieved the nickname because he had dreadlocks that made him get the name Moses. Thus "Metal Moses"

Metal Moses totally fuckin destroyed the crowd last night.

by Jonny Metal August 27, 2009

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Moses Mobile

ANY emergency vehicle driving down the street, with it`s sirens going.

"Dude, get out of the way, the Moses Mobile is coming"

by giggitygiggitygoo May 13, 2008

Rolling Moses

Using bible pages to roll joints in the absence of rolling papers; refers to the biblical story of the prophet Moses encountering God in a "burning bush"

Shaggy: Hey, man. Did you bring the Zig Zags?
Lucius: Shit. I forgot them. Looks like we're rolling Moses. Do you want Exodus or Revelations?
Shaggy: Zoinks, like, we're going to burn for this
Lucius: *tearing out a page from Exodus* oh, we're gonna burn alright.

by QuiteRadical March 14, 2018

Timothy Moses

A very attractive male with a large penis big than life it's self. Very funny and is to mingle with, the ladies love him

You such a Timothy Moses

by Papi Timo October 19, 2020

What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

by Pooru May 22, 2006