Moots is a slang for a male who has a big penis and highly desirable by females. He is well known for his intelligence as well considered a very distinguished gentlemen like James bond. Finding a moots as a partner is considered the ultimate achievement
Met a guy last night he was such a moots
Yo bro can't seem to make it with that girl to she has a moots
Yo bro can't seem to make it with that girl to she has a moots
by Alfredovafan November 23, 2021

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!
by Meesal July 19, 2025

by griffin innnnnnnnn April 25, 2023

A chaotic fusion of emotional collapse and bodily tension caused by extreme gamer rage — especially when someone (usually named Bob) falls into a hole (both emotionally and in-game) and can’t get out. Said to swell deep within, where Bob’s suppressed grunts and frustration build until they erupt through an orifice somewhere between his anoose and the moot.
Origin:
Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days and was still hurting.
Origin:
Discovered during an online game where Bob got stuck in a hole and lashed out for several days and was still hurting.
Bob: "Pest, they’re coming from the west, PEST!" Bob shouted before falling into a hole and getting stuck. Moments later, a guttural outburst tore through the headset — his anoose moot had fully activated. Consumed by shame and frustration, Bob then attempted to team-kill as a form of emotional retaliation and damaged he had suffered.
by JoseConseko May 14, 2025

Long hot day at work , lunch time walk.
Afterwork drinks and things are looking promising with Brad from marketing.
4 tequila jello shots and Shazza is heading to the ladies room fo a piss and a couple of puffs of Moot Musk.......oh yeah! ...refreshing and tingly...
Afterwork drinks and things are looking promising with Brad from marketing.
4 tequila jello shots and Shazza is heading to the ladies room fo a piss and a couple of puffs of Moot Musk.......oh yeah! ...refreshing and tingly...
by 3 on the tree June 8, 2022

by bigdripshahad May 3, 2021
