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Moggled

The state in between sober and tipsy, where you feel both the anxiety of your ability to perceive the real world in detail but also feel the hope and reassurance that you will soon be drunk.
"I was frantically trying to escape the reality of the situation, but i was still only moggled."
by Bowie David April 10, 2009
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moigle

verb. To hold a pet past the moment when it wants to go.
Too much affection, as in, to moigle your cat until it gets annoyed and goes away.

Harmless though annoying physical affection; when it becomes too much for the recipient it becomes moigling.
"Stop moigling the cat!"
"Leave me alone; don't moigle me!"
by 1Beetle March 1, 2013
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Moogery

Moogery is anything associated, furthered, practiced, believed or otherwise embodied by a moog. Anyone, including non-moogs, can participate in Moogery. By definition Moogery is any practice that is vile, rank, oafish, idiotic or middling.

Typically self-defeating, unethical and lacking class in any sense of the word Moogery is universally despised and should be eliminated by any means necessary. Moogery in any form is an affront to the civilized world.

As part of his "Moog Defense System" The Bob advocates the use of a 48" cattle prod as an effective defense against Moogery.
Several moogs were playing dice in the alleyway, I called the police to put a halt to their moogery.

I had to hit the STD clinic after sleeping with Brenda, what moogery.

I'm sick and tired of your constant moogery; you're fired.
by The Word of Bob February 20, 2014
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Moongle

The most despicable, heinous, immoral, unethical and atrocious Irish psychopath to walk the face of the internet, and that is why you love him (unless you're british).
Expect mass amounts of racism, bigotry, transphobia, rape threats (if woman) and bomb threats (if British).
British "person" 1: "Oi mong, jus go a messij from this bloke name Möongle on the oul' twi'a, 'e said 'ed come ova to me 'ouse and throw a pe'rol bomb thru muh window mate."
British "person" 2: "Oh Bother, that man "Moongle" is quite the mad fellow, I've heard many of those threats are not some idle threats no no, they are a promise my friend. My advice, shave off your fingerprints, facial reconstruction and forge a new alias and hope you got some good luck."
by Martino Martini September 13, 2020
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monglet

a term for someone who instead of asking google an easily answerable question they ask their friend next to them, making their friend take on the arduous task of googling their simple question.
Fred: Hey Ryan, what color is the sky?
Ryan: Why don't you google that yourself, fucking monglet.
by meowdefines June 12, 2023
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Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds
Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!
by Kev Ward July 27, 2011
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

An exclamation of surprise and disgust, typically uttered after painting the name "Chefs" on the field of a Kansas City football team.
"Uh... Shouldn't it say 'Chiefs?'"
"Great googly moogly..."
by uclafalcon June 30, 2004
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