Solo Mission

A new term for "masturbate"

"That's kinda awkward but I went on a solo mission last night.."
"Dude same"

by Kingimarii4658 March 31, 2019

Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.

We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.

by Atomini December 2, 2010

Mission Impossible

During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.

Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*

by Itschrian January 26, 2018

Mission life

when a person's everyday life is filled with exciting adventures it is said that they are living the mission life. Also when a person completes a series of hard tasks every day, they also are living the mission life.

Nikan dropped 25 cents on the ground and picked it up while he was drunk off tequila , he is living the mission life.

by Neisenberg September 2, 2013

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009

Cocaine mission

A journey to find blow with a few friends usually late nite/early morning. This usually involves getting behind the wheel under the influence to drive across town to meet up with your drug dealer. This is often a quiet and sketchy ride to get to your destination.

"Hey John pass me your cell we need to find some blow for these broads. Looks like were going on a Cocaine Mission."

by orlandobloomingonion January 10, 2010

bust a mission

To take a long journey. How far long is depends on how stoned or lazy you are.
A current plan that seems like even Tom Cruise himself could not pull off.

"Dude, bust a mission and go get the Zags from the other room."

"Dude, lets bust a mission to Rosarito"

by sirwenvega September 28, 2006