mike

a guy who used to be cool, but is now just sad and old. can't commit, lives like a frat boy, and denies both

You know that guy Jessie used to date? Yea, he is such a Mike.

by facon675309 August 14, 2011

Mike

A guy who is just loving and very handsome. If you're a girl, you'll instantly fall in love. Even makes will secretly fall in love with him too! He's amazing.

Girl Dude Mike is so hawt
Guy Replys He's really Hawt

by Killacarlos619 May 3, 2018

Mike

The kind of guy who will let you fuck him any which way (upside down, bondage, booty eating, something else extreme). Usually used as an ironic comeback.

"Dude you are so fucking lame!"
"hey, tie me up to tree, kiss me twice, and call me Mike"

by Moobie mcgoober January 23, 2018

Mike

Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.

"He is my future," she said; thinking about nothing but Mike.
"And i think you're his."

by Reality's blood December 5, 2016

mike

He is milord. He is amazing, perfect and precious. He has a really cute dog. He loves and supports the people around him. He is just perfect ❤️
He is practically fluent in french btw.

Who is the guy who makes the best dumplings?
Oh, its mike!

by beatsabergirl July 14, 2019

Mike

Biggest dick in the history

Mike with the big dick

by J. Keenest March 1, 2021

Mike

A complete asshole. And usually likes it in the butt.

Wow did you hear mike took a 13 incher in the butt.

by How mama October 24, 2019