Mayleigh

The cute girl at school who you think likes you but you don't know for sure and then when you try to find the truth you start to like her back.

Kid: Bro Mayleigh likes you
You: Are you sure?

by E December 17, 2018

Mapleton

A hick town out in the middle of fucking no where! you drive down the road and you see more corn then you de people...

We went to this little hicktown called mapleton.

by Billy CornyPants March 2, 2009

7 1/2 Inch Crab Mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!

by Jerzley July 30, 2006

Mayeth

My friend said mayeth wasn’t a word so I’m proving her wrong

Idk nigga

“I mayeth hit the bong”
“Are you high?” “I mayeth be”

by -idk bruh May 4, 2019

Maletardness

The handicap most men are forced to live with due to their role in Society. As they were playing football, women were busy developing advanced emotional and social skills by talking, talking, talking.

Therefore leaving many men socially and emotionally handicapped.

-...so I said, 'it would be nice to go to that restaurant!'...
-Yeah, so are you guys gonna?
-No.... Nothing!?
-Aww.... it's just he's maletardness, he didn't Understand you meant you Wanted to actually Go there!
-They are such retards!
-Yes they are. We love them still.

by Twocolorsocks December 9, 2010

Maylen Bojangles

1. (n) The biggest homosexual ever to walk the face of the planet.

2. (adj)Gay

1. (n) Teh EWzors reamed Maylen Bojangles with t3h pencil he tried to yoink.

2. You're so fucking Maylen Bojangles

by gr00vn t0nes October 30, 2003

manlet

a little man - (of which guy nakamura is a good example -

see- guy the fly or shiznit for more info.

a term that can be used to annoy, but in some cases, just to point out an obvious statement

'guy is a manlet, haha, he is so small lol !!11!!1!!1!!! !111oneoneeleven!!11!!onehundred!!1 !11!!eleven!

by weeabix April 26, 2005