Mayan Butt Plug

When your friend comes back from a trip to South America with a souvenir that resembles a butt plug. You immediately call him out on it but he insists it's a Mayan keepsake...but we all know what it is.

"Hey guys I got you this Mayan souvenir from my trip to South America." "You mean this Mayan Butt Plug?"

by The card says moops May 28, 2017

mayali

She is a misunderstood girl. She thinks she has a lot of faithful friends, but, later she figures out that almost all of them were talking behind her back. She is very kind, keeps secrets, keeps her promises, helps you when you need it. If anything out of all, she would never leave you unless you leave her. If you ever get a Mayali, keep her forever, and never let her go.

Hi Mayali, I have a secret to tell you
Mayali: Ok, I promise I wont ever tell, cross my heart

by Panda_cupcakes September 22, 2020

mayaan

karny! ( quoting mr rellis)

mayaan! karny! do ur homework

by sedrfgbhnjhbgvfcdfvgbhnjmuhygp October 19, 2021

Maya Hawke

lesbians favorite celebrity

AKA the finest person on earth

Lesbian 1: "look at this edit of Maya Hawke"
Lesbian 2: "lord have mercy"

by mayahawkelover69 February 19, 2023

official maya hawke day

a day where we celebrate the one and only MAYA HAWKE aka the finest person on earth

robyn:hey do you know what day it is
alix:Saturday?
robyn:no its OFFICIAL MAYA HAWKE DAY a day to celebrate the finest woman on earth

by mayahawkeisbetterthenyou October 21, 2022

armando and maya

Armando is a handsome guy, more like a gentlemen to be precise and Maya is a beautiful girl who will be a very loyal and funny girl in a relationship, but when Armando and a Maya get together this will be one of the greatest couples known, they will RARELY argue and will most likely last forever. Once you meet this couple make sure to never let them go.

Guy 1: Hey did you see those people over there? They looked very happy together. Who are they?

Guy 2: OH that’s Armando and Maya!

by Roman The Verman 42069 November 19, 2019

Manafortin

Making money using any means, legal but primarily illegal and laundering it through whatever resources are available, with intentions and/or to assure its exempt from income taxes.

My primary job pays my bills; my side hustle is for manafortin.

by happyfeelin October 31, 2017