The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
by Paul1535 June 20, 2008
Get the mattress sandwichmug. a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the MATTRESS MUNCHERmug. a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008
Get the with a mattress in the backmug. by Toketo December 19, 2008
Get the Mattress Tagmug. A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.
"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
by Dickie613 February 10, 2009
Get the Ground Mattressmug. by Ashley McGrath July 20, 2008
Get the Mattress Actressmug. The period of time when a girl is on her period and she is using pads (aka mattresses) instead of tampons. Mattress season lasts from the time when the first used pad hits the garbage can until the garbage is taken out at the end of her period. As can be imagined, the worst part of mattress season is the smell that all of the piled up mattress in the garbage create.
by Angeleah D. July 1, 2011
Get the mattress seasonmug.