The act of taking a pillow and crawling between the box-spring and mattress of a twin-size bed. (Full, king, and queen mattresses are too heavy.) Lying on your back, positioning the pillow between you and the mattress, and thrusting your hips against the pillow. Beware — If someone walks in on you, you'll have a tough time talking your way out of this one!
by Paul1535 June 20, 2008
a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 07, 2003
a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
by Nellie Lovett May 04, 2008
by Toketo December 12, 2008
A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.
"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
by Dickie613 February 10, 2009
by Ashley McGrath August 10, 2007
1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro October 15, 2008