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Matt

An extremely salty guy. He doesn't let his memes be dreams. Born from the sea he posses powers of extreme anger and saltiness. If someone crosses him, expect a face of thunder and somewhere in the world, a wall is punched. Don't let walls fall to this terrible fate.... don't enrage the salt God.
Friend: I forgot to pay matt.

Friend 2: goodbye my friend...
by Dontletyourmemesbedreams January 19, 2017
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Matt

A total douche bag who rejected my best friend and deserves to step on a field of Legos
oh damn she crying, must've been Matt
by mattsadick69 December 23, 2013
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matt

A person of the couch, or simply couch person
I regret spending most of my days on the couch doing nothing, like a matt.
by Zazzle Dazzle June 21, 2007
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Matt

A guy that gets excited around new mates. Can’t handle his drinks, although you’ll never see him sober. He’ll join a gym to walk around for hours and get rejected by the gym gangas
Hey is that Matt the alcoholic?
by The viper 619 October 30, 2023
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Matt

A Matt is like an older brother, he will look out for you as well as make fun of you
Woah is that their older brother? No it’s just Matt
by Annabanannana June 16, 2023
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Matt

Proper name.
1. Used commonly for male people in America.

2. One of the hardest Miis to beat in Wii Sports' Boxing or in Sabers in Wii Sports Resort. His experience is 599 or 499 depending on which Wii Sports you play.
Me: I'll fight against Matt!

Matt: *wins the boxing match*

Me: *cries*
by SlammerGaming0 November 8, 2023
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Matt

This man is just so great. Taking your breath away without trying, the girl who has him is the luckiest person in this whole universe! This one special man is the most amazing, most caring, most loving, most concerning. He keeps loving and loving and never stops. His looks are everything a girl wants. This person knows what to say at the right time, knows when to comfort at the right time. Being a Matt is a honour.
Amy 1 - "Wow look at him!!"

Amy 2- "I know, he is such a Matt. He makes me wonder if I made the right decision"
by tinydinosaur January 12, 2012
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