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marriage 

Wife: Honey, can you go pick up the kids from school? I'm exhausted from buying groceries today.

Husband: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING.
marriage by PNwest December 17, 2008

marriage 

verb. The act of marriage (as in on a daily basis). Contextual, only usuable in the context of spouses, never with parents, childrlen, siblings, or animals (at least in most states, need to follow up on Texas).
I marriage you. I can't tonight, I'm marriaging. How did I marriage her today?
marriage by Love ya Jen June 4, 2010

Marriage 

Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches
"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship
Marriage by Js414 October 18, 2012

Marriage 

A relationship that lasts for long where a woman takes control of what you do and what you have (basically a woman controlling your shit)
No Example Of Marriage
Marriage by Heyhey283 June 11, 2018

Marriage 

The Slavery Of Man
When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.
Marriage by #The_Truth February 25, 2015

Marriage 

The death of all joy.

An expensive hobby.

Marriage has been known to be the bringer of reality, crushing dreams, and ending your belief in such things as fairy tales and love.

Ahould not be taken lighlty. But sometimes, too often, is just a joke. Not a true commitment, but just another word.

Enter with care, if you dare do so at all.
"Hes leaving, and all my dreams are crushed into pieces, like my heart, on the floor...I suppose theres no such thing as 'Happily every after'...i feel so stupid"

"Oh, girl you sound so cynical!...Let me guess? Your marriage ended ALREADY?"
Marriage by XoSnowWhiteXo February 9, 2010