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maroon

A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.

B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
by Clock Watcher July 5, 2005
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markovnikov's law

(see brown precipitate)
Derived from Nelson Advanced Chemistry but not relating to markovnikov's law in any way.
Mistakenly used to identify a process in which, gas is passed over a heated nickel catalyst to produce a brown precipitate.
*someone follows through*
"I just proved markovnikov's law!"
by Dominic June 4, 2004
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maroon

An electrically fired thunderflash, set off in a steel tank fitted with a wire mesh top, to simulate an explosion.

These are so loud that it is as well to inform the police in advance if one is to be set off (and at what time), so that they can be ready to deal with hundeds of reports of bombs going off.
The heavy metal band 'Maroon' takes its namesake from this word as well as many college newspapers around the country
by MistressofToast May 2, 2006
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markonus

100% gym junkie who likes to bench women and has a strong pimp hand and pimp thrust. he has a penis of large proportions and to comemorate this, the erect tower of markonus was built in the 21st centuary which is located in brighton and damascus. only have been built in the whole world because of the excess amounts of equipment and laborours used to make it.
we love u markonus...luv natalieus and fredicus
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malkoon

A guy who has glasses and braces and who is dating my bestfriend
God damn malkoon stole my Friends heart
by Crazyfambam February 14, 2018
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maroonballed

When a guy or girl is worked up musically, yet has to endure stopping before they're finished, for whatever reason.

Not a fun experience.
I was watching Maroon 5 on the half-time show last night, but then they didn't actually play Sweet Victory, just the intro. I got fuckin maroonballed.
by JimCrunk February 4, 2019
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Maroon Baboon

A mediocre flag football team consisting of elderly men
Those damn Maroon Baboons were playing alright for old guys today.
by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
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