Malverne

A mad small town in long island NY that even the bordering towns never heard of. Its all middle class and 95% old people. The police force do nothing but harass teens and minorities. Every once in awhile you may see a black person. Most of the people there are racist and send their kids to all white catholic schools. The 0.01% non racist people send there kids to the malverne schools which are mostly black. Everyone in malverne are irish republicans. Nothing ever happenes in malverne. Its the most boring place in NY.

"Hi im from malverne" "where is that?"
"Im from malverne and i go to the catholic school"
"Hi im from malverne and im afraid of minorities"

by Jim46 September 27, 2013

Mallers

People that go to malls much too often and treat it like it's an adventure waiting to be had. These people are often seen in Hollister and American Eagle trying $120 pants on when the $20 counter-part fit just as well.

"Wow, look at those dumb ass preppy Mallers"
"The Mallers today are getting thick"

by Bookoo900 August 2, 2009

macperp

(macperping, macperpers, macperped) the act of shoving a big mac up someones ass. (perpetaition + big mac= macperp)

while the sailor was sleeping his friend macperped him.

by ponyraperr214 September 14, 2009

MALPRACTICAL

Adjective corresponding to noun "malpractice"

Verizon carried out a malpractical assignment of three new e-mail addresses.

by Smintheus March 7, 2011

Manpered

The experience of a male being taken care of or partaking in relaxing events such as getting a pedi, a good fade or massage. i.e. a woman being “pampered” by going to a salon. Pampered + man = Manpered.

Carey went to a full service barber shop to be “manpered” before his hot date.

by Big Alli G December 30, 2017

Malver Prep

yo this alex from CARROLL! both devon and malvern are for fags. You both talk about how u are so smooth with the ladies, but u chose to go to an all boys school..thats wierd, and dont try to act tuff cuz carroll will take u both at the same time considering my sophmore class is the size of devon prep, and malvern is jsut full of queers, so go drive ur rich cars to a gay club and have sum fun

devon preps mascot is a wave, and malverns is a priest...werent priest know for male molestation?

by ALEX THEODOS BITCHES March 8, 2005

mapper

The ability to be constantly bugging someone, and no matter how hard you try to get away from the mapper, it still seems to be grabbing onto you.

Also, a mapper is sometimes a Party Pooper. It'll fight, and contradict you in almost every subject until the point where you just give up.

MAP ATTACK
Friend: "Oh man, I am so sore from work."
Mapper: "Oh yeah, try 3 hours of Rugby practice!"

Friend: "Aww, I have to go to work for ten hours!"
Mapper: "Oh yeah, I worked at the bigstop for 13 hours straight! I didn't even get to take a nap!"

by Friend of Mapper April 11, 2005