Liquid Lurker 

This place is like a sex shop. You go in expecting to go in there not really expecting to buy anything but for a laugh or two because some of the stuff is ridiculous. But the longer you stay, you get the urge to buy something. You go to one item, and then to another, and then another. Before you know it you interested in every damn sex toy in that store, because you say "Hey, this stuff will make me not emo anymore". You buy one, go home, and never felt better. You go back, and buy more and more. You go there so much you end up being sucked in it's attractive and manipulative environment. You will never leave again....ever

Liquid Lurker is the best site on earth, when it's alive!

Kcube has the dildo
Placebo likes the buttplug
DC likes the vibrator
BDZ likes to double head dildo with MessyMurder
EnormousAxie likes to smoke cigarette in the corner and watch it all
Jerome is a cool motha fuzza and likes to coordinate everything and film it
Sunsha and cute little Peachy there like to trib with eachother

Liquid Lurker by Boss Betty January 27, 2008

lurkio 

Somebody who lurks around keeping a close eye on things that they shouldn't.

Somebody who hangs around where they are not wanted.

The guy who always wanks on the sidelines of a gangbang.

"Did you manage to get anywhere with that girl last night?"

"No, that fella was lurking about being a right old Lurkio."

lurkio by BAG OF DICKS October 27, 2014

Jerk Lurkin 

Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.

Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.

"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."

:::

Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>

Jerk Lurkin by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013

relationship lurker 

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

relationship lurker by musacha April 4, 2009

lurkin-ass-nigga 

A lurkin-ass-nigga is a crazy shit head thats all up in your business.

That foo martin is such a lurkin-ass-nigga.

lurkin-ass-nigga by 69Shithead69 March 7, 2016

lurker 

A lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.

lurker by Monk Mojo August 5, 2003

Down Low Lurker 

A man on the DL who lurks around public restrooms, parks, truck stops, porn stores, the locker room and shower at the gym, etc. looking for some random stranger(s) to have sex with.

I hate going to the gym on Thursdays after work. There’s this creepy DL Lurker who always seems to be hanging around in the shower or wandering the locker room in a towel.

I swear to God, her boyfriend is a down low lurker. I see him hanging around by the library bathroom three nights a week.

Down Low Lurker by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008