lumpy bastard

no good shit head coke sniffing pos welfare collecting alcoholic family disappointing skin walker vibes trash bitch

Ex: “like oh her is that her ex Brendan? I heard he was a lumpy bastard.... “

by dictionary2020 September 14, 2020

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Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023

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Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.

Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.

by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021

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Lumpy Doo

A phrase to describe the erection of a woman's clitoris during an awkward situation. Similar to a Lumpy but for woman.

Did you see that girl giving the speech she had a massive lumpy doo showing!

by Warning Guy May 19, 2021

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lumpy bronwyn

A term referring to a particularly bulbous shit wherein the log is so long and solid that it assumes an almost lumpy, mountainous texture. Usually quite painful to pass.

dude I think I tore my asshole taking a lumpy bronwyn

by SwaggyPants69 August 17, 2023

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