Landitarian

When a person only eats meat from the land i.e. one whom does not consume any seafood whatsoever and finds it repulsive.

Girl 1: I hate seafood!
Girl 2: Me too it makes me nauseated, Let's become Landitarians!
Girl 1: Sounds like a plan!

by cestunepute! March 8, 2011

luanda

its capital of angola one of the richest country in africa
diamond,oil, fish,coal,gold, you name it..
kotodiaguanko of W people went there and ruin everything like creating war so they can steal freely and supply arms.

luanda pretty city full of beaches around it.
launda terra mae
launda cidade bonita
calam a boca invejosos do caralho

by pe pe November 8, 2006

landin

landin is the type of guy any girl will fall for. he is skin and bones, tallish, and has the cutest smile. very daring and is most likely with a girl that starts with the letter c. or a guy for those matters. landing are most likely bisexual but usually take an interest to women. then he has slight autism he may seem calm when u first meet him buttttt he gets crazy asf!! he’s secretly a nazi and is part of the KKK. he also is very rich sksksk

did you see landin today, he’s so cuteeee

by catie maria March 19, 2019

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".

Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!

by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008

Landi Story

A highly over-exaggerated story about someone doing something completely impossible. This story must be defended to a point in which friends get into huge fights, and someone gets kicked out of someone else's house. The story must also always be FALSE.

Last night I got jumped by 5 guys and kicked the shit out of all of them.

That sounds like a Landi Story.

by snl275 January 4, 2012

Lunadick

A person that is both a psycho and an asshole

After watching that video it was plain to see Charles Manson was a lunadick.

by Johnny Five Star December 10, 2007