Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.
by King2000 January 2, 2017

the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes
by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021

Marc Snuffy- “Would you play soccer with me?”
Don Lorenzo- “Give me Money”
Snuffy- “Sure, how much do you want? Let’s work together”
And so, the legend Don Lorenzo was created
Don Lorenzo- “Give me Money”
Snuffy- “Sure, how much do you want? Let’s work together”
And so, the legend Don Lorenzo was created
by txuj April 13, 2025

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

by Bakerone August 8, 2022

Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
‘Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth’
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
