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Lorenzo

Lorenzo is the greatest person you can met. He is the guy who fucks every single girl he wants to. Every girl loves him. If he loves your crush, you better give up because she already loves him. Lorenzos have the best clothing styles you've ever seen and they are very popular and loved by other people. Everybody would like to be a Lorenzo.
Omg I love Lorenzo, like everybody else.
by King2000 January 2, 2017
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lorenzo

the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes
“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf”
“wow he seems so cool
by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021
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Don Lorenzo

“The Ace Eater”
Don Lorenzo is the greatest defender in all of Blue Lock.
Marc Snuffy- “Would you play soccer with me?”
Don Lorenzo- “Give me Money”
Snuffy- “Sure, how much do you want? Let’s work together
And so, the legend Don Lorenzo was created
by txuj April 13, 2025
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Lorenzo

Lorenzo gets so easily attached to anything he likes but is so held back by his own toxic masculinity that his passive aggressiveness makes you want to punch them in the face. He is so manipulative and cries at night about their 3.8 inch dick. once he gets fixated on something itll be the only thing he wants from you(even if you say no or tell them it makes you not feel like a person anymore) Lorenzo is the type of person to never admit their wrong and just ignore it ever happened
jared: Yo isnt that Lorenzo shouldnt he be in jail right now?

sarah: Omg yeah it is i hate lorenzo
by scooty mcscotty February 6, 2022
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Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.
Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!
by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023
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Lorenzoing

Purposely irritating someone to the point they actually get mad.
They we’re having a good time till she started lorenzoing.
by Bakerone August 8, 2022
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Lorenzo Zurzolo

Lorenzo Zurzolo was born in Rome, Lazio, Italy is one of the hottest men to ever exist, was casted as Niccolò Govender Rossi in the Italian Netflix series ‘Baby’ he is also known for Un passo dal cielo (2011), Don Matteo (2000) and Outing - Fidanzati per sbaglio
Lorenzo Zurzolo is the sexiest man on earth
by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024
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