Lettuce Club

A club where you have experiment with lettuce

A: Oh look! It's the lettuce club
B: What is that thing!!??
C: It is a very cool club that you have a very cool experiment with lettuce.
B: That sounds cool, let's join
A; YEAH!!!

by LittleBlueGuy February 16, 2020

Lettuce-Bein

A homosexual women who is either a vegan,or practicing vegetarian for over a year.

Jills turned into a real lettuce-bein since she started going to the farmers market.

Jane is a true lettuce-bein,she was one of the first to sell organic all vegan meat substitutes at lillith fair.

by Infinite Frank August 27, 2011

heavy lettuce

1. Very good, amazing, awesome, glorious or expensive.

2. Large bills, or, large amounts of money on hand.

1. "I hear Mardonius bought a Grenade Machinegun."
"That is heavy lettuce."

2. Good thing we didn't pull over. They might have stolen my heavy lettuce.

by Chromium April 3, 2005

Fart Lettuce

Brassica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head.

son: What are you makin' for dinner mom?

mother: I was thinking Cabbage and Kluski.

son: What! come on ma i fuckin' hate fart lettuce!!

mother: *smack* Watch your mouth!!

by mekazoid April 3, 2011

devils lettuce

Why its weed of course, you know, marijuana. Gets ya fucked up...like if lucifer himself were to stop by and toss your salad....

shit! this weed is the devils lettuce!

by SuperScooter March 1, 2009

Flesh Lettuce

the vagina, the leaf like part of the inner labia, but not nasty like meat curtains or roast beef, randos do not have flesh lettuce

"I am going to buff my girls flesh lettuce"

by salty mcboot May 15, 2007

Frosted Lettuce

A hairstyle favored by gay men and metrosexuals featuring highlighted or lightened tips, most often accompanied by copious quantaties of hair product.

Hey, I think that dude in the pink sweater with the frosted lettuce is gay!

by Heather G. and Jay L. December 28, 2008