lavender fog

The kind of guy who proudly buys his clothing at gas stations and prefers a mythical beast to adorn his torso. A closeted ginger who has a specific stance and is in love with a Chelsea. Can’t snowboard for shit and likes dudes butts (probably).

That guy with the inflatable pumpkin is a total Lavender fog.

by Bserious October 20, 2018

Lavender Paradise

Daytime dogging in rural locations.

Clemmy couldn't wait for Chip to get back from Frisco, so they could go to Lavender Paradise together.

by ClementineR March 15, 2022

Lom lavender

A creep who disables you iPad and is an E-racist

Damn that guy thinks defaults can have skins he is such an E-racist or a lom lavender

by Vbucks.com March 01, 2019

Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.

Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."

by danibanana31 October 11, 2011

Lavender city

Lavender city is a mediocre MCR rip-off with a pedophilic lead singer who can't keep his hands to himself

Yo dude you ever heard of lavender city?

I wish I hadn't...

by Fuckyousethgrimard November 13, 2023

lavender trio

Hi guys,

I just wanna say I love you all and I trust you with everything. You guys are the best friend group I ever had in my life+ ur the first one to be longer than anything.

You are funny and interesting in your own way sometimes even meow or try to say im a FURRY? (cough, tommy, cough),,,,

besides that you all make me happy somehow when I’m very down and I don’t even talk about it. Thank you so so much for this life with you.

tommy: hey guys!
ed: hello!
me: hey!
(This is the lavender trio :D)

by dina / klaus May 25, 2022

Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019