moot lashes

i dont give a fuck

ur dick covered in moot lashes

by wilfred tit alot October 23, 2011

tongue lash

1.) Act of cunnilingus.
2.) Kissing cousins.
3.) Pussy whipped.
4.) Boil it down.
5.) Scissor incision.

1.) He was munching the beaver slapping his tongue around.
2.) I open toilet stall door and catch Johnny teaching Sady how to wipe her bottom.
3.) That boy only gets kisses he is so pussy whipped.

4.) When I boil it down I teach you a lesson.

5.) I'd like to tongue lash you with my wet pink tongue lash and I smell like a lizard.

by djsee4 December 17, 2009

hyper-lash

A full blown, no holds barred, booze-laden party.

Mick Liddleton: "Looks like we're on for a hyper-lash tonight lads. CHAMPAGNE!!!"

by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014

flip lash

the droplets of water flung onto the back of your pants when you must walk though a wet parking lot wearing flip-flops. "Flip lash" is made worse if the water is muddy and one happens to be wearing white or light-colored pants.

What's all over the back of your pants?!

Oh man, it rained while I was at the store today and I got flip lash walking to my car!

by The Blue Martini July 9, 2010

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 1, 2019

Text-lashing

A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.

While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.

by RMWRan September 16, 2012

cal lash

when an individual whips out their cal (cock) and slaps/hits another individual with it.

Sit down before i give you some cal lash boi.

by cal_juice November 24, 2022