Landon

by Somewhiteboi February 07, 2018

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The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

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A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 02, 2019

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Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 December 04, 2015

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A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian

1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?

by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017

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An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far

by UmHeyStop January 19, 2017

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Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon

Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok

by I only have potatos November 18, 2018

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