krümpfh

1. an adjective that can be used to explain any sort of activity.

2. another way to say bullshit.

1
"Hey man you good?"
"Yeah bro I was up late krümpfhing."

2
"He only left me a $4.96 tip!"
"Man that's a load of krümpfh

by scaley496 January 1, 2025

Krumping

The act of turning a girl over and dry humping doggy style till one ejaculates. Prominent in Christian communities. Its less bad than soaking but a little more raunchy than durfing

Bro 1: yo I took Beth out the other night

Bro 2: hell yeah bro. Was she a freak?

Bro 1: yeah bro we were just making out untill she flipped over and we started krumping

by Whaleson January 7, 2026

Frumple Krump

A frumple krump occurs when a woman on the dance floor begins shaking her lower belly or hips with such wild, ungoverned enthusiasm that nearby observers experience both awe and mild concern. The movement is typically circular, unpredictable, and powered by pure confidence.

Habitat:

Nightclubs

Bachelorette parties

Any venue playing early‑2000s throwbacks

The exact center of the dance floor for maximum visibility

Behavioral Notes:

Often triggered by a favorite song, a hype friend, or a sudden burst of “I paid for this outfit and I’m gonna use it.”

The dancer may enter a trance‑like state where rhythm becomes optional.

Spectators may form a loose perimeter for safety.

Warning Signs:

Hands go up

Hair gets flipped

A drink gets handed to a friend with the phrase “Hold this, watch me.”

“Bro, she hit the dance floor and immediately started doing a full‑power frumple krump. I swear the DJ turned the bass down out of respect.”

by SLincoln172 January 2, 2026

wet dog krump

A modern dance, similar to the krump-style of brooklyn, in which the performer acts as if he/she is a wet dog that must dry himself.

Check out his krump style, but why's he shaking like a wet dog? ohhhhh...wet dog krump

by assbreakerbreadbaker May 17, 2014