by Crucibled December 10, 2018
Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.
His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.
His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.
Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"
by HENDRIX2 December 04, 2009
kris sadal is an asshole whose son's name is likhit otherwise known as lick-it or lick-shit the kris is a gently and abnormal creature who feeds on demons he can level up by having sex with the feminine this is y he is at level 92 and yeah dats rite likkyy made this so fuk uu
kris sadal is an asshole
by lactosefool August 24, 2010
The winner of american idol season 8 who sang no boundries by Angelo Batio.
An time of which the person that won hates the fact that they won.
An time of which the person that won hates the fact that they won.
Fan1: oh did u see the season 8 winner ?
fan2: yea kris allen totaly rocked that song.
boy: Whoah did you see Maria's employee of the month ceromony ?
girl: no what happened ? did she win ?
boy: yea but she totaly kris allened the whole thing, she kept saying she didn't know how she was even close.
fan2: yea kris allen totaly rocked that song.
boy: Whoah did you see Maria's employee of the month ceromony ?
girl: no what happened ? did she win ?
boy: yea but she totaly kris allened the whole thing, she kept saying she didn't know how she was even close.
by Cinyara May 21, 2009
by Beck C Men November 29, 2010
The winner of American Idol who melts the hearts of millions and apparently,because of his looks and voice.
by Nabsterszx May 26, 2009
by Anonymous June 15, 2003