knot head

(A) A person who has trouble thinking in a logical progression. this is usually caused by a profound amount of circular reasoning tying their brain into a knot.
(B) A dumb ass

That Knot Head Smerman is trying to figure out how to use the urinal again. last time he pissed his pants before he figured it out.

by Bo Snagley November 10, 2008

dick in a knot

When a male gets overly anxious about an event. Similar to a woman "getting her panties in a bunch".

John: OMG, this is a complete disaster! What am I going to do?
Jude: Settle down man, don't get your dick in a knot.

by Betty C and Betty Jo February 26, 2008

mahogany knot

1. Mr. Anus!
2. Your turd cutter, tar star, whale eye, rusty sheriff's badge.
3. Term describing an idividual's sphincter that is a nice shade of brown, with a hint of redness. Kinda like devil's food cake.
4. An individuals corn hole who suffers from acute exhaust burn.

I heard the pygmy bushmen of the African plains have the most splendid mahogany knots!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005

Captain Knots

Being a uptight bastard or bitch.

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.

by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010

French knot

A variation on 69 wherein two people who care about each other will lick each other's assholes simultaneously.

Gladys, you wouldn't believe it! When I opened the door to tell the boys that breakfast was ready, they were wrapped up in a French knot!

by Michael J.C. October 2, 2006

big knots

This is what rappers these days would refer to as a "big wad of cash." When the band is thick (like a knot) it tends to become very dense.

Good drank, big knots, good drugs....I put the 4 on the rocks! (Lean)

by sylvesterstilltoned August 16, 2017

Balloon Knot Security

Vigilanty justice group taking back America one day at a time.

Balloon Knot Securtiy swept in a cured the ills of society. If not for Balloon Knot Secruity we would have lost the nation.

Balloon Knot Security, BKS.

by Disciple of Knot September 16, 2008