You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.

What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.

by LoMy June 20, 2016

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013

sarah's knickers

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.

by Hannah Montana of Rugby May 1, 2022

Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..

Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..

by ukbiggz July 21, 2025

fishy knickered

The sensation a woman feels when sexually excited at the presence of a man.

The way I was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.

by British Gash September 6, 2015

Interrogation knickers

Underwear that has been worn for several days in hot, sweaty, sharty conditions.They reek so badly, one could use them to interrogate a suspect. He will spill the beans pretty quickly.

"For fuck sake 007 change your underwear the place stinks of arse" "Not yet, Felix old man, we still haven't found the bomb. Another hour in these Interrogation knickers and they'll be ready for that cunt Goldfinger.

by 2litrecola December 15, 2011