kife

To take or steal. Variant of kipe.

I was low on money so I was forced to kife a box of Twinkies from the 7-Eleven.

by Chris Charles December 9, 2002

kniffen

being equivalent to a god, or one who is godly.

that guy Mike is completely kniffen.

by thekniffster December 9, 2008

kiefer

(n) a 24-inch rim; tribute to the popularity of the tv show 24 starring kiefer sutherland.

(adj)rolling on 24-inch rims

(n) my ride's sitting on kiefers.

(adj) my ride's kiefer.

by jon goteem January 19, 2006

Kifecake

Kife is defined as complete and utter crap. Cake is made from or based on a mixture of flour and sugar and eggs. The word is used to best describe a situation that could have been good(like cake) but turned out to be complete and utter crap(like kife). The word originated from the online game Counter-Strike when an individuals death seemed like "t0t@1 n3wb B5!!1!" or like that indivual deserved to kill his/her opponent.

Noun: I served that n00b a Slice O' Kifecake
Verb: I just got kifecaked by dracula!

by Kyle "bat0s" Bailey May 6, 2006

kiffer

Somone who is smoking Dope.

He's a Kifer.

by VAKI5 September 25, 2003

kife

in reference to female homosapien

look at that kife over there!

by Anonymous September 7, 2003

kife

Most definitely in reference to young ladies around SE London, UK, in the 1950s -- not very polite!

"Caw, that's a nice bitta kife."

by Paul October 18, 2003