Kholodov

A guy who listens to Coil and gets really aggressive very quick. He seems to think that he's just like MC Ride, but actually looks like a faggot. He likes to have sex with women, but wants to be pounded by Ivan. He lives on REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES metro station, REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES street house REDACTED DUE TO URBAN RULES. Fuck him up. Fuck him. Yes!

Also you can call someone a Kholodov if they have deep dyslexia, so deep in fact, that it somehow changed their brain completely. Like, he is so used to thinking in dyslexic language, that he is basically unsuitable for society. Much like the schizoid autist who wrote this definition.
FEAR KHOLDYSLEXMAN, I AM SUPER CEREAL.

Gleb, you are such a Kholodov!
Damn, man, why'd you cut that kid with a knife? Very Kholodov of you.
Wow, he is such a Kholodov, six guys already came right onto his face. His girlfriend doesn't seem to mind though...

by Verblood Speakah Your Language November 25, 2021

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Khole

Khole is a beautiful soul who always puts himself first when it comes to the people he loves. Khole has a temperament and can be mean but he never means it. He cares for others more than himself and he tends to hide his vulnerability. Khole is a light in a dark room and the person you go to for comfort. Khole is the love of someone’s life but is admired by all.

“Have you met khole? He’s an incredible person”

by cutest thing in the world January 5, 2022

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