The Golden Kernel

The Golden Kernel is the fine tabooed art where you pluck corn from your poo chunks with a toothpick and stick those golden pieces of eight between your teeth thus producing "The Golden Kernel".

This is commonly practiced by individuals who wish to own a sparkly set of grillz but can't afford the hefty prices that jewelers charge.

" Dude I needed a set of grillz for that Gangsta dress up party but Tiffanys were charging an ass load so I'm happily wearing The Golden Kernel instead. "

by 外人 Gaijin August 25, 2009

kernalize

The act of taking advantage of someone while they are under the influence.

Hey, did you kernalize her last night? Err yup. Dort

by Dabbin Lynn April 14, 2007

Killer Kernel

The shit thats left in your teeth after you eat some pop corn. Usually resulting with your finger fighting to get them out of your mouth. If you have braces it blows even more and will occasionally ruin your night.

Tom: Hey Jeremy what are you doing?!
Jeremy: I'm trying to get this fucking killer kernel out of my mouth!

by Get swole guy July 12, 2011

kernisha

A girl who is every caring and is a freak....her type is mostly Darkskin ...she don't catch feelings and if she do she will be very loyal

Perons 1:I was hanging out with kernisha today

Person2:ohh!keep her u will regret losing her

by Kiki lowneieb May 7, 2021

The kernan

When a dude comes in 15 minutes late to work because he was tucking his penis in.

"Ryan, why were you late to work?" "Oh, I was working on the Kernan" "SWEET!!!"

by TDizzo October 18, 2008

Kernelingus

The act of eating out your lover while enjoying corn (either on or off the cob)

I had to stop performing Kernelingus so I could clean out my teeth.

by ChrisB133 March 28, 2015

kerno

Guy that looks like a bone. He also plays CS:GO casually by playing only Deathmatch.

Look at that Kerno.

by EkuS January 9, 2019