Chief Keef

A rapper who had lotta beef wit 6ix9ine

*plays Faneto*

white mom: TF is this?

Kid: this chief keef

White mom: ight this nigga dope asf

by whatsyurhandle April 20, 2024

keefe on a leaf

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

keef

the really strong, orgasmic, heavenly powder shit in the bottom of a weed grinder that gets you fucked

bro i did a bucket with only keef in it, greened out and puked all over your sisters room... sorry

by dank-bastard-420 June 7, 2022

Keefe

My sexy boyfriend from Keeper of the Lost Cities.

me: Keefe is SO hot
jenny: he is not real tho
me: SHUT UP YOU BITCH! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU YOU UGLY PUSSY!!
jenny: *crying* okay sheesh.....

by OMGYEAH#559 February 29, 2024

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021

Keef Ball

A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.

Aye did you roll up that keef ball yet? Cause i'm trying to get high as a muther fucker right now!

by sshort November 12, 2018

keef Keebler

The Keebler elf that is high beyond all comprehension off keef or any other weed derivative.

The Keef Keebler is so high and gooning it crazy style, his eyes are so red and squinted how can he see?

by Jeamiser March 21, 2025