kangaroo moonshoot

Masturbation whilst jumping on the bed or from bed to bed in a hotel and orgasming at the peak of the jump.

Tom: I made reservations at the Holiday Inn.
Kelvin: Dude, you have to change them because I did a kangaroo moonshoot in room 213 and hit the ceiling.

by tangoS April 26, 2014

Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"

I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife

by Bill Billy Bob October 6, 2022

Kangaroo Market

A market trend between bear and bull.

Oi, check out ma investments. It’s been going up and down quite heavily. Feels a bit like a kangaroo market, and I loike it. Kinda feel like a hopity gay bull .

by asshorn June 13, 2020

kangaroo party

A three way between three women. This phrase comes from the fact that kangaroos have three vaginas and threeways are always a party.

Sariah: Hey Maria and Yolanda do you gals wanna have a kangaroo party tonight?
Yolanda: Ya I will bring some dental dams.

by Thara like Sara with a lisp June 30, 2016

Kangaroo Cop

A police officer who goes crazy for no reason.

“He shot her for no reason! They should fire that kangaroo cop.”

by Paigala October 29, 2019

kangaroo balls

Really long bouncy testicles

"Had sex with Pete, the overly good looking 50 year old,and he had right kangaroo balls."

by whyamihere February 4, 2018

kangaroo clipper

When your banging her up the ass as you jump up and down on on the bed. Then jump up and two foot her in the back smashing her into the headboard

Having fun doing the kangaroo clipper

by Firefunnies July 2, 2017