Judas Jack Cumslap

Prior to ejaculating from behind you stop and finish in your hand but make her think you finished in her. As she turns around slap her with it.

"She said she wanted kids, but I gave her a Judas Jack Cumslap."

by PaPa J September 6, 2015

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Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest

- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!

by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021

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water-Judas

When your peoples leave you for dead in the water, just flopping around like a dead fish immiment

Damn you water-Judas, you left me out like a dead fish waiting to be put back in the bowl

by OSCAR DELA HOYEEEEEEE December 9, 2024

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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

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judas juices

The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences

Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."

by QDSFM September 3, 2016

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While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

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